ComfortablyCrazy

The sometimes happy, sometimes sad writings of a mom looking for a place to express herself so she doesn’t loose her mind.

Archive for June, 2005

The Beach

Posted by comfortablycrazy on June 30, 2005

Rapunzel, Grandma, Auntie Josephine and Princess Fiona are going to the beach tomorrow. They are bringing a pineapple jar with curves on the side, a regular pot, a sandcastle form, a pink rake and a red and yellow broom with a broken handle. They are going to use the broom to sweep off the sand from their towels. And they are going to bring a turtle sand mold and a screwdriver to make holes. They are bringing a jello dome and a big old purple bucket. They are also bringing a strainer to strain all the sand. They are also bringing three shovels. Two are yellow and one is green. They are also bringing a yellow star and two plastic trees and a light blue bowl and a pooper scooper.

They are also bringing three bottles of sun screen. SPF 50, 50 and 30. They are going to pack a lunch with cherries and angle cake. Then Rapunzel and Auntie Josephine and Princess Fiona are going to go in the water, but not Grandma. Grandma is the watch out of Auntie Josephine, Rapunzel and Princess Fiona.

We are going to build the sand castle with wet sand. We are going to hope that it will stay and not break. It will fall over from the water because we are going to build it close to the water.

And this is a true story.

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Princess Fiona the Trouble Maker

Posted by comfortablycrazy on June 29, 2005

Once upon a time at Princess Fiona and Rapunzel’s Grandma’s house, they were playing in the yard. Princess Fiona got way too muddy on her face, her legs, her back, and her teeth. So Grandma had to give her a cold bath.

The other trouble was Princess Fiona pulled Grandma’s cat’s tail. The cat screamed and then bit Princess Fiona. Princess Fiona screamed as loud as she could.

On Wednesday Princess Fiona got very grumpy because Auntie Josephine gave her coffee ice cream. Princess Rapunzel had a chocolate mint frappuccino cream with tons of whipped cream on it. But Rapunzel didn’t get grumpy because she knew better. But she did get bored because Auntie Josephine wanted to go to the Royal fabric store. Princess Fiona and Princess Rapunzel got bored. What they did when they were bored was lay down in the royal cart. Princess Rapunzel was asking Auntie Joesphine a kazillion questions.

Princess Rapunzel learned how to swim. Royal Stevie taught her.

The End.

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